Posts Tagged ‘gladiators’
There seems to be genuine concern that David Haye is cruising for a ginormous bruising at the hands of Nikolay Valuev, the acromegalous Russian who appears to have been born in medieval times and have not stopped growing ever since. We shouldn’t fret too much about Haye’s welfare; if he was seriously worried about the pain then he would have taken up badminton.
And if Haye should defeat Valuev we should not cry for the giant. He has a career after boxing already mapped out for him either as a henchman in future Bond films or a substitute for Wolf on Gladiators or maybe even Cleopatra’s Needle. He’s going to be big news.