My Ralph Malph Moments
Like a recovering cocaine addict I’m leaving all this white stuff behind. Tomorrow I’m migrating down south to South Africa for the winter to point at lions and also take in the third Test Match at Cape Town. Although I’m very excited at the prospect of gawping at elephants and rhinos and hyenas in the wild, I hardly need tell you that I’m more enthused by the thought of seeing Graham Onions in his natural habitat.
So sound the sombre bugle, this is the last post of 2009. To wish you all a happy Christmas I’ve put together a highlights package of this blog’s output over the last year. A bit like when television producers can’t be bothered to create anything new so cobble together a few clips from the archives. You know, like in Happy Days when they all reminisce about that funny thing that Ralph Malph did and they gaze off dreamily into a distant corner of Al’s diner and an old scene from a previous show is cued up.