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I’ve been collating a home-made Brett Lee retrospective on Youtube this week following his retirement from the test game. It showcases what Lee is best at: throwing stuff at people really quickly.

This is a good one of him smashing in Alex Tudor’s face: 

Poor old Tudor. He probably still walks down the street flinching at sparrows and running in terror from small children bouncing tennis balls. Even before this facial massacre, Tudor seemed like international cricket was all a bit too much for him. It can’t have helped that the first time he timidly stepped into the England dressing room, Nasser Hussain looked down his very long nose at him and said to the team: “here’s another one of those Surrey cunts”. Hardly a welcoming arm around the shoulder.

So this is for you Alex. Hussain. On his ass. Courtesy of Lee.

That’s it. I’m off to suck eggs with Wayne Bridge.

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Written by harrisharrison

February 27, 2010 at 12:20 pm

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