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Kevin Pietersen

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It seems that Kevin Pietersen has forgotten who Kevin Pietersen is. Which is probably something that Kevin Pietersen would say, even if Kevin Pietersen was only talking to Kevin Pietersen.

Perhaps the worries of impending fatherhood are affecting Kevin Pietersen’s form. I assume that the child will be called Kevin Pietersen. So it will be Kevin Pietersen Pietersen. Even if it’s a girl. It will probably be given its father’s middle name also. Which is Peter. 

So here’s a little aide-memoire for you Kevin Pietersen. It’s that slog reverse sweep aka “the Kevin Pietersen shot” you did against Murali at Edgbaston, a man who has taken 792 wickets in 132 test matches. As opposed to Mehrab Hossain Jr, who dismissed Kevin Pietersen today, who has taken 45 wickets in 46 first-class games.

Remember who you are, Kevin Pietersen. You’re Kevin Pietersen.


Written by harrisharrison

March 7, 2010 at 3:16 pm

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  1. Nice. Now let’s hope KP takes note!

    David Bird

    March 8, 2010 at 11:32 am

  2. I believe you’ll find he has electric hands.

    Pearlo, Richmond Road

    March 8, 2010 at 4:30 pm

  3. Not any more. He’s quite good at catching. He’s not Kevin Pietersen any more.


    March 8, 2010 at 4:48 pm

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