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Ill-Informed IPL Squad Profiles: Chennai Super Kings

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The only sports team that I can think of named after a cigarette.

Captain MS Dhoni: Better than MS Word or MS Excel. An amazing specimen of a human being.

Subramanian Badrinath: Outrageous first name. Sounds like a biological term. This beetle belongs to the subramaniam order of insects.

Mike Hussey: Good best man material. Would take you to a nice Italian eaterie then an early night for your stag and then give you a charming necklace with a gold bat on it as a present.

Matthew Hayden: Awful best man material. You’d end up handcuffed to a dwarf dressed as Gus Logie in Swansea on your stag and then he’d talk about Jesus a lot during his speech. Got to love the ‘Dos.

Albie Morkel: Recently realised he’s not as good as his brother. Must feel like Stephen Baldwin.

Muttiah Muralitharan: Dad owns a sweet factory in Kandy.

Makhaya Ntini: Seems like a lovely bloke. Bit of a gum issue when he smiles.

Jacob Oram: Clown without the make-up.

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Written by harrisharrison

March 10, 2010 at 9:45 pm

Posted in Cricket

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  1. I think you’re forgetting the famous Gentlemen vs (John) Players game.

    I’m also boycotting your stag if it’s going to be an early night preceded by a ‘nice Italian’. You’ll be on your own with Mike Hussey

    Wutts

    March 10, 2010 at 10:43 pm


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