Ill-Informed IPL Squad Profiles: Chennai Super Kings
The only sports team that I can think of named after a cigarette.
Captain MS Dhoni: Better than MS Word or MS Excel. An amazing specimen of a human being.
Subramanian Badrinath: Outrageous first name. Sounds like a biological term. This beetle belongs to the subramaniam order of insects.
Mike Hussey: Good best man material. Would take you to a nice Italian eaterie then an early night for your stag and then give you a charming necklace with a gold bat on it as a present.
Matthew Hayden: Awful best man material. You’d end up handcuffed to a dwarf dressed as Gus Logie in Swansea on your stag and then he’d talk about Jesus a lot during his speech. Got to love the ‘Dos.
Albie Morkel: Recently realised he’s not as good as his brother. Must feel like Stephen Baldwin.
Muttiah Muralitharan: Dad owns a sweet factory in Kandy.
Makhaya Ntini: Seems like a lovely bloke. Bit of a gum issue when he smiles.
Jacob Oram: Clown without the make-up.