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Ill-Informed IPL Squad Profiles: Deccan Chargers

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Captain Adam Gilchrist: Enthusiastic to the point of being busy. Probably has a lot of people take the piss out of him behind his back. Like Michael Slater.

Herschelle Gibbs: Apparently only reads comics. Possibly a bit simple.

VVS Laxman: Classy. Would have been a good ally for James Bond in Octopussy.

Kemar Roach: Maybe the answer to the prayers of all those who miss Patrick Patterson.

RP Singh: My mum probably fancies him.

Dwayne Smith: Physique and face of a Haribo gummy bear.

Andrew Symonds: Look up liability in the dictionary and one of Roy’s dreadlocks will be acting as a bookmark.

Chaminda Vaas: Ancient. Now has as many years on him as names.

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Written by harrisharrison

March 10, 2010 at 9:47 pm

Posted in Cricket

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