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Ill-Informed IPL Squad Profiles: Delhi Daredevils

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Captain Gautam Gambhir: Batsman. Plays cricket.

AB De Villiers: Second in the current rankings for Fattest Head in test cricket. Rapidly catching up Kallis.

Tillakaratne Dilshan: Is it a plane? Is it a bird? No it’s Scooperman.

Andrew McDonald: There’s a Dulux shade called Andrew McDonald red. It’s a poor seller. As far as I know nobody has painted their sitting room ginger yet.

Dirk Nannes: Everyone’s favourite pro-skiing fast-bowling saxophonist.

Ashish Nehra: Always looks vaguely hungover. If there’s a mound of regurgitated chow mein on the bowler’s run-ups we know where it’s come from.

Virender Sehwag: No finer sight in cricket than Sehwag standing in the outfield, hands in his pockets, looking at a funny-shaped cloud in the sky.

David Warner: Has the mien of a small yappy dog.

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Written by harrisharrison

March 10, 2010 at 9:48 pm

Posted in Cricket

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