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Ill-Informed IPL Squad Profiles: Kings XI Punjab

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Captain Kumar Sangakkara: Has the eyes of an attractive giraffe.

Ravi Bopara: Only just let back into the community after he went mental last summer and thought he was test no.3 batsman.

Piyush Chawla: Signed by Surrey. Now destined to be rubbish.

James Hopes: Smallest forehead in cricket.

Mahela Jayawardene: Top-notch mono-brow. One of the finest east of Manchester.

Brett Lee: Perpetrator of the worst crimes against cricket celebrations. Always looks like he should be accompanied by two small girls and a skipping rope.

Irfan Pathan: Bears a shocking resemblance to disgraced butler Paul Burrell.

Sreesanth: Needs to decides what his name is. Deserves kudos for past heroics as break-dancer.

Yuvraj Singh: Plays cricket the way it should be. Like he doesn’t give a crap. Until he faces Stuart Broad.


Written by harrisharrison

March 10, 2010 at 9:50 pm

Posted in Cricket

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