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Ill-Informed IPL Squad Profiles: Mumbai Indians

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Captain Sachin Tendulkar: Will never write anything remotely sarcastic about him. Bit stumped in that case.

Dwayne Bravo: Dwayne Bravissimo.

J-P Duminy: Is powerless without his security blanket.

Dilhara Fernando: Has the hair of a middle-aged woman from King’s Lynn.

Harbhajan Singh: Rumoured to be a big fan of Come Dine With Me.

Sanath Jayasuriya: May be immortal. Not sure.

Zaheer Khan: Left-armer. Will bowl slowly at Kevin Pietersen if necessary.

Lasith Malinga: Made a career out of bowling so the ball appears from the umpire’s crotch.

Graham Napier: Spent most of IPL 2009 looking like I probably will on Saturday at ITV Towers. Like he doesn’t belong.

Keiron Pollard: Has a big price tag. Has the bulk to carry it though.


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  1. What are you doing at ITV Towers? Don’t ever say those two words in conjunction again – you’ve been reading too much Heat.


    March 10, 2010 at 10:35 pm

  2. I have literally been reading too much Heat.

    I’m doing the sort of OBO for ITV4’s IPL coverage.


    March 11, 2010 at 7:25 am

  3. Looks like there going to hitting big scores with Tendulkar,Jayasuria (you can’t underestmate him; isee you put your not sure on him… He maybe getting on but still can hit huge scores and I’m sure he’ll prove you wrong) and pollard


    March 11, 2010 at 8:57 am

    • I’m not sure if he’s found the elixir of life or not. His talents are not in doubt.


      March 11, 2010 at 9:07 am

  4. true true; but we’ll see I still thing there is a few seasons left in him he may be 40 going on 41 in june but if you look at the likes of Jack Hobbs who still played till 50 even though granted cricket was toatly diffrent but … with Jayasuriya he can just go things, and well let’s just see what happends….


    March 11, 2010 at 9:32 am

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