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I knew a girl who attended Brunel University while Audley Harrison was studying sports science there. She was able to vouch that he was a polite and popular member of the faculty, a notably passive type given the violent nature of his chosen hobby. Which means that all the recent verbal trash that Harrison has been flinging at David Haye rings a little false. A bit like if Gloria Hunniford offered Anne Diamond outside to the BBC Television Centre car park for a daytime televison version of the ‘Rumble in the Jungle‘.

I followed Harrison’s early professional career keenly for no other slightly juvenile reason than we shared a surname. I watched as developed an unusually tender boxing style, preferring to caress and fondle his opponents rather than actually hitting them. And as he got regularly duffed up by taxi drivers, schoolgirls and paper bags. Like most viewers I got bored. The only thing Harrison had succeeded in knocking out was BBC coverage of professional boxing. He actually killed it.

But now he has a shot at the world title, an opportunity which seems to jar more than one of his punches, particularly if compare Saturdays bout to some of the previous tussles in the rich history of the division.

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Written by harrisharrison

November 9, 2010 at 9:00 pm

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  1. I heard James DeGale moaning about Boxing not being on terrestrial TV when he was speaking on Radio 5 Live just a couple of weeks ago, he also said that Audley had put the Beeb off after his £1M contract for hugging fellow pros.

    I remember it well. Audley thought that he was promoting ‘Brand Audley’ when really all he was doing was ruining it before it ever got up and running.

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  3. Poor cousin Audley. The prospect of actually landing a blow on David Haye was obviously too much for him.Such a nice man …..but you’re right,never cut out for the fight game.Oh,and sack the sub-editor.

    tom

    November 15, 2010 at 1:55 pm


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