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Rug Detection

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Ricky Ponting may bridle at the excesses of the English sledging, but what is a player supposed to do if a clumsy, angry-looking man wearing a toupee comes running towards them? Perhaps Ponting would accept a special dispensation to allow players to sledge opponents with tonsorial supplements? If there is any doubt about whether the victim is follicly enhanced then simply refer it to the third umpire who will examine the ‘hot spot’ footage to make a judgement. Like so:

P.S Rain – you are not my friend any more.


Written by harrisharrison

December 5, 2010 at 11:43 am

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  1. Not only is he bald, and his face paint makes him look mental rather than menacing – but he is also really slow. He bustles in at a dillion miles an hour and then bowls at 80 miles an hour.
    In other news, is Xavier Doherty worse than you at bowling?…I honestly think I could get a few runs against him.


    December 5, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    • He was too unathletic to jump in the air properly after the Strauss wicket. He tried it twice and didn’t get more than six inches off the ground either time. It was my anti-champagne moment. From Bollinger. Ha.


      December 6, 2010 at 12:19 am

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