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Waugh Games

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Crooked cricketers of the world be warned. Steve Waugh is on a crusade to disinfect the game, to rid it of its vermin. And don’t go thinking you can lie to him. He’s got a special machine that will uncover your porkie the second it drops from your mouth.

But I’ve always been led to believe that lie-detection was the shifty associate of mainstream forensic science, a technology only to be trusted when employed in dubious cop movies. If it did work, then the entire judicial system would be reduced to “did you do it?”, “no”, “computer says you’re lying, you’re going down”.

Given his confidence in the efficacy of the polygraph, it may be that Waugh has seen too many of these films. In fact, it doesn’t take a bounding leap of imagination to conceive a scene in which the former Australian captain and his twin have hauled in some snivelling rodent for questioning and are playing out some outrageous ‘good Waugh, bad Waugh’ scenario. Mark attempting to wheedle out information with his persuasive charm. Steve prowling in the background, dabbing at his sweaty lips with his beloved red hankie, waiting to bring MCC justice to bear on the suspect’s fingers with the blade of his bat.

I’d watch it.

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Written by harrisharrison

July 23, 2011 at 1:30 pm

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  1. Good Waugh/Bad Waugh – I love it.

    Now if this were anyone else (Shane Warne for example) (Shane Warne in particular, actually), I’d agree with you, but to suggest any naivety (sp?), or anything else negative, about Steve Waugh is just sacrilege.

    🙂

    kirbyakasid

    July 23, 2011 at 7:02 pm

  2. In the picture, the brothers Waugh appear to be concerntrating on a small magical orb. 2 questions: 1) Does this include the spirit of Noel Edmonds parents and 2) are they involved in weeding out corrupt cricketers?

    Bomblegoose09

    July 26, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    • Both. The spirit of Noel Edmonds parents is the lie-detector. They were able to recognise little Noel’s lies without fail.

      P.S Please can you change your user name? We can’t have that kind of language on here.

      harrisharrison

      July 26, 2011 at 1:17 pm

      • Really? he was quite a famous fibber – just ask Dave Lee Travis; he never suspected a thing when he go the gotcha treatment

        Chappellilaughsagain

        July 26, 2011 at 2:00 pm


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