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The jubilant curtain is to be drawn down upon an exceptional summer of English cricket in the only manner that befits it. Which is obviously two inane Twenty20 internationals against a reduced West Indies team, sapped of its prime talents by unavoidable commitments to the Champions League or, in the case of Chris Gayle, a sun lounger. The fixtures are the gruffnut on the icing on the English cake. Andy Flower is understood to be angered by the addition to his team’s workload and will undoubtedly take the opportunity to analyse future possibilities, selecting a side so experimental it may as well be eleven guinea pigs scuttling onto the Oval pitch with tiny guinea pig pads on. On that note I’ve literally just paid for my ticket.
 
The unconventional scheduling is the result of an ECB promise to Sky television, a crummy contractual vestige of the shabby Allen Stanford deal. Here is a recent picture of the disgraced tycoon:
 
 
The poor chap looks like he’s been bludgeoned by a blunt medieval weapon.
 
 
I’m saying nothing.
 
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Written by harrisharrison

August 24, 2011 at 6:06 pm

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  1. Or in other words “thanks for organising the tickets Wutts and happy birthday”

    Wutts

    August 24, 2011 at 9:46 pm

  2. If I had anything to do with writing and preparing the bid for these games I’d be ashamed.

    Nice font by the way

    Bonald

    August 25, 2011 at 8:07 am

    • Was that you sitting on Stanford’s lap?

      harrisharrison

      August 25, 2011 at 8:12 am

  3. I think that picking an experimental side is a good thing for these games. Experience for untried players in front of 20,000 will actually be quite useful, regardless of how important the game is.

    Big ups to Siralan

    Bonald

    August 25, 2011 at 1:56 pm


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