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There Are No Tits Here. Hazel Irvine’s Or Otherwise.

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A few weeks ago I reported that this blog had been laid siege to by a deviant of the worst order. Some diabolical pest has typed in “Hazel Irvine tits” into a search engine, one would have to presume to ogle at images of the diminutive Scottish sportscaster’s breasts.

I am sad to relay that affairs have darkened since. The fiend has visited again, three times. Firstly he or she landed following the query “Hazel Irvine sex tits”. I may be naive but I don’t know what a “sex tit” is. I’m pretty sure it’s bad though. And again today, two more hits: “snooker Hazel Irvine sex tits” and “snooker Hazel Irvine sex titss” reveals some sickening fetish for Hazel Irvine in sexy bar game situations. As well as negligent spelling.

I urge this person to reveal themselves, figuratively speaking obviously, and perhaps some kind of support can be sought. There are people who can treat you, injections they can give you. I know a good surgeon if necessary.

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Written by harrisharrison

December 11, 2011 at 7:11 pm

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  1. “Hiya! Great post! Funny thing is that I’m a big fan of Hazel Irvine myself. In fact I’ve cut a picture of her face out of a copy of the Radio Times and glued it to a doll I stole from my niece. I call her Wee Hazel Irvine. She’s my best friend. We go on adventures together in my mum’s garden and sometimes even on the pavement outside her house. We like to punch trees and chase next-door’s cat. Mum shouts at Wee Hazel and me because she says that I should get a job. But there’s plenty of time for that. I’m only 33!!!”

    Joe Bloggs

    April 29, 2014 at 2:22 pm

  2. Get a life u saddo there are porn sites out there with millions of photos of nude celebs fake or not and legal u need an injection to get u on the correct side of life probably you ve been down london and canal street checking out all the gay bars you sad swinger and do not realise normal men are attracted to women of all ages…. i personally love holly shes attractive and clever and theres many girls like that who attract attention

    mr optermistic

    April 28, 2015 at 1:16 pm


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